Duck Drama Contest
🚨 DUCK DRAMA ALERT 🚨
Listen up, toy troopers! The Duck Drama is quacking off and it's NOT for the faint-hearted. If you found a mystery rubber duck in your latest Savage Toys package, congratulations! You've been chosen to waddle into the most absurd competition of the year. 🦆✨
Your mission, should you choose to accept it — and trust me, you want to — is to name your duck, craft a scandalous backstory, and let that feathery drama unfold! This is your chance to channel your inner soap opera writer and unleash a storyline so spicy it makes reality TV look tame.
🔥 The Rules of Engagement:
1. Get Your Duck: Order anything from Savage Toys and receive a FREE mystery rubber duck. Will it be pink? Hotdog-shaped? A llama? The mystery is half the fun!
2. Create the Drama: Name that duck! Is it "Daphne the Diva" caught in a love triangle with two inflatable flamingos? Or maybe "Barry the Banker" who's been embezzling bath bubbles for years? The possibilities are endless, and the absurdity is limitless.
3. Post Your Scandal: Head to our official Duck Drama Facebook post and unleash your duck's story. Photos encouraged. Drama required.
4. Roast Away: Want to roast someone else's duck? Please, be our guest. Because if there's anything better than duck drama, it's serving up a roast so crispy it could rival your grandma's Sunday dinner. 🍗
🎁 The Prize:
Revealed January 1st: One duck will win a mystery prize—rumored to be fabulous, possibly glittery, and definitely not a half-eaten biscuit. It might be a gift card. It might be a glitter grenade. It might be a duck-sized tiara. We don't know. We're scared. But excited.
🗓️ Important Dates:
- Deadline: January 15th
- Winner: The duck with the most laughing emojis takes the crown, the glory, and possibly the glitter
⚠️ Official Rules:
- This is the official Duck Drama arena. If your duck's not posted on our Facebook post, it doesn't exist.
- No inbox ducks. No rogue roasts. This is the battlefield.
- Must purchase from Savage Toys to receive your mystery duck
- May your wit be sharp and your roasts even sharper
Let the Duck Drama commence! 🎭🐥
P.S. No ducks were harmed in the making of this drama, but some egos might be! 😉
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